[WhyNot vs. Hatsuyuki vs. Hiryuu] Whose Freezing Should You Watch?

Please keep in mind that though I only looked at each sub for 5 minutes, there are only 50 lines of text during this time. Count up how many errors there are and divide by 50, and you’ll see the error rate for each sub. WhyNot? This comes off a comma and should therefore not … Read more

[Ayako vs. Hina vs. SS] Whose Infinite Stratos Should You Watch?

I looked at the first five minutes of each group’s subs in an effort to find the best alternative to our group. I suggest reading all the way (I managed to find a group worse than Ayako). The results are as follows: Ayako A Chinese girl fighting in a mech in Japan is not likely … Read more

[Ayako]’s Editors Need to Learn Some Fucking English (Image Intensive)

First off, we beat you, Kaereste. Na na nana na~ Here are some screen shots from Ayako’s latest QUALITY release. play a game and see if you can spot the errors before I reveal them. ^_^ I only tracked the first ten minutes. Hopefully you can forgive my laziness. 23 screencaps of quality from the … Read more

Quick Fansub Review: [Mazui] Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai

So after watching Ayako’s first five minutes, I decided to watch the next five minutes of the show with Mazui’s version. This is my story. 05:28 What the hell. I know this may be confusing, but “What” is a question word. And do you know what comes at the end of a sentence with a … Read more

Quick Fansub Review: [Ayako] Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai

For those of you new to Dark_Sage’s “Five Minutes of FAIL” series (all of you, because this is my first entry in the series), I will watch the first five minutes of an episode by Your Favorite Groups and savagely tear their shitty English apart. Sometimes I’ll skip the opening if it results in more … Read more