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The Horrors of Helping Hadena

February 4, 2015January 23, 2012 by Dark_Sage

Disclaimer: I did not write this. Just posting it for a friend of mine who wishes to remain anonymous.

Nisemonogatari Episode 3 – Script and How to Not Edit Like a Fuckwit (Part 2/2)

February 4, 2015January 22, 2012 by Dark_Sage

Apologies for the second post being necessary. WordPress apparently hates 40-page documents posing as posts. Here’s the follow-up to my in-depth editing on Nisemonogatari episode 3.

Fansub reviewathon when I wake up in the morning.

Nisemonogatari Episode 3 – Script and How to Not Edit Like a Fuckwit (Part 1/2)

February 4, 2015January 22, 2012 by Dark_Sage

One of Commie’s editors, whose editing I disparaged in my Nisemonogatari review, took great offense to my implication that editing a Crunchyroll script wasn’t hard. So I decided to see if he was right. This is the result.

Note that it’s really long, but if you care about editing, it won’t be a valueless read.

Anime Review: Hyper Speed Grandoll

February 4, 2015October 25, 2011 by Calyrica

This weekend, Dark_Sage and I were charged with an extremely important task. We had to find the worst OVA ever made and sit through the dub of it. After spending quite a long time going through his collection of DVDs, we decided upon an old JC Staff masterpiece: Hyper Speed GranDoll. This three episode OVA … Read more

Come on. Horizon is awesome.

February 4, 2015October 13, 2011 by Dark_Sage

Kyoukai Senjou no Horizon has been getting a lot of hate lately, mostly from nee-sans and metrosexuals. I’m here to explain why us manly men like the show so much.

Steins;Gate is not that good

February 4, 2015October 13, 2011 by Dark_Sage

So I recently finished Steins;Gate, and while I can say it was far more entertaining than its pathetic precursor Chaos;Head, it was clearly made by the same band of retards responsible for that mess.

There are spoilers ahead. Too fucking bad if you haven’t watched the show yet.

Dear NISA,

February 4, 2015August 25, 2011 by Dark_Sage

I’m tired of your shit.

Mawaru Penguindrum Episode 1 – Deep Analysis – Part 1

February 4, 2015August 15, 2011 by Dark_Sage

Anything involving analysis needs to be deep, so I get right up in it with this Mawaru Penguindrum 01 review. In this post I will examine the intro and the OP of the first episode. It’s deep, so put on a thinking hat and brush up on your Machievellian poetry. It’s about to get serious.

So… what are some other good anime/otaku blogs?

February 4, 2015August 10, 2011 by Dark_Sage

You visit whiners, so I know you have good taste. Thus, I figured I’d ask you all what other blogs you visit, assuming we’re not your one-stop-shop for otaku shit.

Why AMVs Suck

February 4, 2015August 3, 2011 by Dark_Sage

So, I really like AMVs. This is a problem because nearly all AMVs suck. Here are the reasons:

Manga artist on We need to talk about Boku no Hero Academia and how shit it is: “full metal alchemist really sucks, i couldn’t even get through the first chapters, not because of the bad story more…” Mar 26, 07:04

Commie God on We need to talk about Boku no Hero Academia and how shit it is: “Commies love euthnize people as well. I also voted Trump and want handicaped people (MHA fans) to be euthanized.” Mar 26, 07:02

Mr Smart Guy on One Piece Film Red Was Fucking Incredible: “No, the movie sucked i didn’t watch it, only in parts and i didn’t pay for it. It’s just about…” Mar 26, 06:59

Anonymous on We need to talk about Boku no Hero Academia and how shit it is: “100%” Mar 26, 06:45

MHA sucky on We need to talk about Boku no Hero Academia and how shit it is: “yes you love to suck it” Mar 26, 06:45

steven jobs on We need to talk about Boku no Hero Academia and how shit it is: “no you need a job” Mar 26, 06:44

nigger killer on We need to talk about Boku no Hero Academia and how shit it is: “all MHA fans are racist niggers” Mar 26, 06:43

faggy slayer on We need to talk about Boku no Hero Academia and how shit it is: “cry some more faggy” Mar 26, 06:42

lesbo killer on We need to talk about Boku no Hero Academia and how shit it is: “but you read MHA the epitome of disgusting perverts and pedos? Does this mean you’ll end him but also kill…” Mar 26, 06:41

logical falacies on We need to talk about Boku no Hero Academia and how shit it is: “so a lifeless perv who likes MHA is gonna help him find a life? how can you find something you…” Mar 26, 06:38

lol on We need to talk about Boku no Hero Academia and how shit it is: “your iq as low as the age the MHA writer is dating” Mar 26, 06:37

stop stip it stop oh nooo on We need to talk about Boku no Hero Academia and how shit it is: “hahahahaaha you’re like on of the weak main character in MHA” Mar 26, 06:34

Dr Albana - involentary injection on We need to talk about Boku no Hero Academia and how shit it is: “hahaah irony of the clinically retarded.” Mar 26, 06:33

faggot slayer on We need to talk about Boku no Hero Academia and how shit it is: “No means no faggot” Mar 26, 06:32

lord of pussy on We need to talk about Boku no Hero Academia and how shit it is: “you’re literally a deku as well, you don’t even know you’re being insulted and the manga is for stupid little…” Mar 26, 06:32

Boohoo on We need to talk about Boku no Hero Academia and how shit it is: “i don’t know what people expected. the literal first scene is the main character getting a beating and being a…” Mar 26, 06:30

Dr Alaba - caregiver - lover - charismatic on We need to talk about Boku no Hero Academia and how shit it is: “people who fail to see the blatant obvious facts of this shitty manga are clinically autistic and need more meds…” Mar 26, 06:29

honkers on We need to talk about Boku no Hero Academia and how shit it is: “He literally said it’s shit because the characters are blant and weak. He didn’t mention the perverted and pedo shit…” Mar 26, 06:27

Dr Weiner on We need to talk about Boku no Hero Academia and how shit it is: “others opinions resulted in this shitty manga, so no. how about you mind your business?” Mar 26, 06:25

Helmet Guy on We need to talk about Boku no Hero Academia and how shit it is: “I agree your friend’s mom’s a retard. Tell her to get a helmet.” Mar 26, 06:23