Wikipedia, you fucking lie

So I decided to watch a film based on what Wikipedia said of it. As you may have discerned from the title, this was a terrible fucking idea. The movie it told me to watch was Audition, which I was told was supposed to be “difficult to watch” due to its “grisly content” and this … Read more

Grandia’s battle system is made of dicks, and the dicks have AIDS

The only reason I’m playing Grandia 3 (as seen in my previous post) is due to the characters in it. That is, I’m playing in spite of the battle system. But reviewers (the geniuses that they are) seem to think that Grandia has the BEST BATTLE SYSTEM ever. Gamer2.0: Grandia III could be a bit … Read more