I’m sorry. I’m drunk.

Translation After-the-Party: Bakemonogatari (Episode 02)

August 26, 2013December 27, 2012 by Dark_Sage

This is like when you pass out at a party and wake up with your friend’s dad’s head in between your legs. Time to relive middle school.

True Fansub Review: [Chihiro vs UTW] Amagami SS Plus (Episode 01)

February 4, 2015February 21, 2012 by Dark_Sage

Based on the quality of the show, I decided to do things a little bit differently.

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