Kyoukai Senjou no Horizon has been getting a lot of hate lately, mostly from nee-sans and metrosexuals. I’m here to explain why us manly men like the show so much.
Let me just set it on the line: outrageous motherfucking shit. That’s why.
You want a hat with eyes that looks humorously cross all the time? You want a scarf-wearing ninja? You want a parkour, street-dancing badass? HOW ABOUT IN ONE CHARACTER, SON?!
Literally every character is this fucking awesome. Every single one of the 30+ characters in the cast.
You want a miko that prays to a chibi goddess? A fallen angel and a descended angel that team up to fire motherfucking plasma shots? A robot that’s also a devout Shinto follower?
This show gives you everything you could ever want… and then some.
And then there’s this motherfucker who had all of 5 minutes in the show, and he fucking took it to the next level. The absolute next level.
Got a hot dog in your mouth? Spit that shit out and suck on this. MC-kun’s info:
- H-game lover
- Fucking sparkles ‘n shit
- Gives 0 fucks about everything
He is the most awesome male protagonist Japan has ever made. Ever.
You know what’s also great? This fucking plot. Apparently the future sucks, so they go back into the past to change it to what the historical record or something should be but the lines got distorted and there’s a parallel world and everyone’s fighting and it’s the Warring States period… I have no fucking clue what’s going. None at all. And that’s why it’s awesome.
The visuals are like having your own asian massage parlour. Happy endings, all the time. And the kakkoi music? Om nom.
There is nothing wrong with this show. Haters can miss out. They don’t deserve dat Kyoukai.