Are you lonely? Of course you fucking are. Luckily, Dark_Sage is here to keep that x-acto blade away from your wrists. Welcome to LoveMore 2014.
Guess who spent more time dancing to this than writing this post?
“What is LoveMore?”
It really doesn’t matter; there’s chocolate. And by chocolate, I mean Dark_Sage. Lucky you.
“Will you be my valentine?”
Sure. Unless you’re ugly or crippled in some other way.
Offended cuz you don’t qualify? Deal with it; I’m not the fucking Make-A-Wish Foundation.
“Okay, so really, what the fuck’s going on?”
I dunno, it’s a circlejerk post. We have them occasionally. Act excited.
And speaking of excitement, I’ve got work in 6 hours. Go ahead and get the party started while I recharge my love juices.