Crymore Presents: LoveMore 2014

Community, Website — By on February 14, 2014 2:31 am

This post was written by Dark_Sage. He is Dark_Sage.

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Are you lonely? Of course you fucking are. Luckily, Dark_Sage is here to keep that x-acto blade away from your wrists. Welcome to LoveMore 2014.

Because maybe you didn't see the new, shiny banner.

Because maybe you didn’t see the new, shiny banner at the top of the fucking site. You’re welcome, by the way.


Mood-Setting Music

Guess who spent more time dancing to this than writing this post?

It was me. You guessed right! Thought the Tomahawk was dead? I’m bringing that shit back.


Picture FAQ

“What is LoveMore?”

You didn't watch this show so I'm not gonna tell you what her name is or where she's from-Deal with it

It really doesn’t matter; there’s chocolate. And by chocolate, I mean Dark_Sage. Lucky you.


“Will you be my valentine?”

My Lovely Valentine

Sure. Unless you’re ugly or crippled in some other way.

Offended cuz you don’t qualify? Deal with it; I’m not the fucking Make-A-Wish Foundation.


“Okay, so really, what the fuck’s going on?”

Katekyo Valentine

I dunno, it’s a circlejerk post. We have them occasionally. Act excited.

And speaking of excitement, I’ve got work in 6 hours. Go ahead and get the party started while I recharge my love juices.


Happy Valentine's.

Happy Valentine’s. <3

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Tiny_Dick says:

how much for a blowjob?

Dark_Sage says:

Hm, it depends. How much are you willing to pay? (I should note that if you tend to use your teeth, you may as well not even put in a bid.)

SquidTheSid says:

Why is this song so catchy? Great banner too, you should keep it for a while.

Dark_Sage says:

The odds that I won’t figure out how to change it back are pretty high, so you may just get your wish.

fohfuu says:

Fuck you man, I’m celebrating Nihon-style. Hours spent making chocolate in the name of poon.

Dark_Sage says:

Unless you’re a lesbian, this doesn’t make much sense.

fohfuu says:
Yeah, bisexuality is good.
On a side note, the chocolate ploy totally worked.

Dark_Sage says:


Kurt says:

Thanks for sharing.

Dark_Sage says:

Thanks for… being shared to?

Sentryst says:

The loneliness is worse now.

Dark_Sage says:

Let’s be alone together. <3

Fuwaa says:

I don’t care about valentine’s day, but I’m going to take advantage of Half-Price Chocolates Day tomorrow.

Dark_Sage says:

Russell Stover egg stock-up time.

TouToTheHouYo says:


Aha! Jokes on you! *I* know how to internet!

Fuck it. I’m too lazy to query IQDB.

Hairy says:

The show she’s from SUCKS.

DhRW94 says:

Can we fuck?

Dark_Sage says:


Dark_Sage says:

Also, sure. As long as the soundtrack to our love is Happiness Charge Precure episode 2, cuz I still need to watch that.

Anonymous says:

Of course. What sub group makes you the horniest?

Anonymous says:


csb says:

Commie, obviously.

DhRW94 says:

I’m deeply confused how I was logged out, but considering I most likely look like a retard right now, it’s best I shut the fuck up.

Dark_Sage says:

Is Naruto a sub group? If so, Naruto.

DhRW94 says:

The closest thing is HS/Crunchy, and I doubt you want to watch that.

kokujin-kun says:

I’m not ronery, I just came back from shopping for clothes with my imouto.

And, no, that is not totally creepy.

Fuwaa says:

Comes with the territory. I don’t know why it would be creepy, unless it was lingerie shopping and she wanted your opinion.

FalseDawn says:

Did you recommend a chastity belt?

someone says:

OMG, D_S, you read Wakabayashi Toshiya stuff ?

Anony says:

They should move february to may. And squeeze may in the space between june and new february. The void will then be left as a monument to the fail that was february.

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