If you post anywhere on Crymore between now and whenever I decide this Christmas special ends, you’re gonna be entered into a raffle for shit I don’t want.
Option 1 – Amiibo v.1
- ONE (1) of the following Amiibos
- Wii Fit Trainer
- Princess Peaches
The Amiibos are all the American edition, new in box. Some of them sell for quite a lot.
Option 2 – Amiibo v.Sloppy Seconds
Second pick of the Amiibos. So if someone picks the Peaches, you can have your choice of the remainder.
Option 3 – Some shitty Ubisoft game
- A PC download of ONE (uno) of the following shitty Ubisoft games
- Far Cry 4
- The Crew
- Assassin’s Creed Unity
Option 4 – Sengoku Basara 4
- Used, Japanese region
I overestimated how fun the game would be if I couldn’t understand what the fuck the characters were saying.
Option 5 – Aesthetica of a Rogue Hero
- New, BD version
I accidentally bought a second copy of this, and returning things is a hassle.
Option X – A blowjob
- A coupon for one free Dark_Sage blowjob
- Note that you will have to provide said blowjob
- This coupon will be distributed to everyone as a courtesy
- You’re disqualified if I don’t like you
- If you win something, I need your address anyway, so this is for the best
- I need some way of contacting you, so post with a valid fucking email address
- Even if you’re in some shithole (aka anywhere that’s not America), you qualify
I’ll use Excel and a random number generator or something. Whoever gets pulled first will have first pick of the prizes. Second gets second pick, and so on. I haven’t exactly thought this out very far.
Note that first pick is limited to people who have posted on Crymore before, just in case some redditards get wind of this giveaway.