A Very Crymore Christmas v2014

This post was written by Dark_Sage. He is Dark_Sage.


Now that Christmas Eve is over, and you’ve had your fun with the non-custody parent, it’s time for Dark_Sage’s present.

I wish I could give you Revy, but she's mine.
I wish I could give you Revy, but she’s mine.


Holiday agenda:

  • Patema Inverted reviews
    • Some dipshit on MAL said it was about the Holocaust, so I thought it’d be the perfect Christmas anime for reviews. Unfortunately, it wasn’t, but I already watched the thing so you’re gonna get some posts on it.
This is the last time I trust MAL.
This is the last time I trust MyAnimeList.
  • Things Dark_Sage Paid For v2
    • A post for all you who like to live vicariously. There are significantly more BDs and figures than last year, but not much else has changed.
  • A very Crymore raffle
    • Win some stuff, or don’t. I-It’s not like I care.



Going forward:

For reviews… consider Fall 2014 over and done. Doesn’t mean I won’t still review any Fall 2014 subs, but they’re not exactly top of my priority list. Winter 2015 is, however.

Dog Days Season 3, bitches!
Dog Days Season 3, bitches!

I should have some more bandwidth for Winter 2015 as I’m taking the entire month off for job hunting. So while I do intend to treat that as a full-time job, it also means I won’t exactly be working from 7 AM to midnight on Fridays anymore.

Ganbarre, me!
Nice job, me!



Well, enough with the promises. Time for the posts. Merry fucking Christmas, you. <3

23 thoughts on “A Very Crymore Christmas v2014”

  1. Clearly, I had the best Christmas ever. Let me tell you why:

    I got the following Steam games:

    99 Levels To Hell
    Abby alternate skin Steam Store and Retail Key
    Battlestations Collection (ROW)
    Beyond Space
    Blades of Time Extended Edition
    Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3
    Company of Heroes 2 – Oberkommando West
    Depth Hunter 2
    Dreamcast Collection
    Empire: Total War
    Enemy Front
    Fearless Fantasy
    Full Mojo Rampage
    Future Wars
    How to Survive – Storm Warning Edition
    Iron Storm
    Jack alternate skin Steam Store and Retail Key
    Kenji alternate skin Steam Store and Retail Key
    Kingdom Rush
    Metal Gear Rising
    NiGHTS into Dreams
    Portal 2
    R.U.S.E DLC3
    Scourge: Outbreak Ambrosia Bundle
    Shadow Warrior Classic Redux
    Shadow Warrior: Special Edition
    Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed (RoW)
    Sonic Generations Retail
    Space Hack
    The Walking Dead
    The Walking Dead: 400 Days
    Time Gentlemen, Please! + Ben There, Dan That!
    Total War: Shogun 2 – Fall of the Samurai
    Viking: Battle of Asgard
    Wargame: Red Dragon

    Bought all within the month of December.



    -Humble Bundle Dreamcast T-shirt
    -Unlicensed Kancolle Kongou T-shirt ($30)
    -Cospa Yudachi T-shirt ($70)
    -A set of Limited Edition Tokyo Marui clear folders
    -4x Kancolle Definitive Magazines
    -Call of Duty: Ghosts for PS4 ($10)
    -Received free $20 EBgames gift card from school teacher



    24th – Turkey Dinner
    25th – Sushi Buffet Dinner

    Come at me brah. ( ゚∀゚)アハハ八八ノヽノヽノヽノ \ / \/ \

  2. I was about to report that review… but the next sentence right after that paragraph is “No, not really. That plot synopsis is pretty close though.”

    It’s still somewhat misleading, but one more sentence needed to be read through :)

    • Yeah, but I didn’t read the full review until after I watched the film. Legitimately, I went through it expecting it to be about Nazi Germany.

      If I had any shame, lemme tell you, I would’ve felt pretty damn stupid.


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