Short Fansub Review: [AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes (Episode 02)

Fail, Fansub Review, Spring 2015 — By on April 17, 2015 11:25 pm

This post was written by Dark_Sage. He is Dark_Sage.

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Is my throat burning because of the whisky or the– oh nope it’s the vomit.

Episode details.

Release format: MP4 (41 MB)

Encoding details: http://pastebin.com/SGHynfqg

Speed: Does it matter? Don’t watch this.

Translation style: Original guesslation.

 

External links.

Group website: Well, they hardsubbed it into the show, so…

IRC channel: N/A. They do have a weird chatbox on their webpage, which is some shitty anime streaming site. Wouldn’t recommend paying it a visit unless you want to fund literary terrorism.

 

“Review”.

[AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes - 02 (Sub) [720p].mp4_snapshot_00.38_[2015.04.17_23.19.50]

Due to the… unique subtitles provided by AnimeHaven, I’ve decided to just screencap their entire release. …because every single fucking line is wrong somehow. Don’t worry, though; I’ve broken up each “scene” into manageable chunks, so you can pace yourself and find your Engrish limits. I don’t recommend playing this game, but if you’re bored, it might hold you over till I post some legit content.

 

 

Scene 1: Watson ignores Holmes’s letter and decides to peek. Note the sign translation.

Spoiler:

[AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes - 02 (Sub) [720p].mp4_snapshot_00.02_[2015.04.12_00.08.14] [AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes - 02 (Sub) [720p].mp4_snapshot_00.05_[2015.04.12_00.24.25] [AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes - 02 (Sub) [720p].mp4_snapshot_00.08_[2015.04.12_00.08.27]  [AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes - 02 (Sub) [720p].mp4_snapshot_00.46_[2015.04.12_00.20.00]

 

Scene 2: Holmes draws inspiration.

Spoiler:

[AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes - 02 (Sub) [720p].mp4_snapshot_00.49_[2015.04.12_00.20.08] [AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes - 02 (Sub) [720p].mp4_snapshot_00.51_[2015.04.12_00.20.15] [AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes - 02 (Sub) [720p].mp4_snapshot_00.52_[2015.04.12_00.20.29] [AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes - 02 (Sub) [720p].mp4_snapshot_00.54_[2015.04.12_00.20.35] [AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes - 02 (Sub) [720p].mp4_snapshot_00.57_[2015.04.12_00.20.42]

 

Scene 3: Misunderstandings occur. Not sure how that could happen.

Spoiler:

[AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes - 02 (Sub) [720p].mp4_snapshot_00.58_[2015.04.12_00.20.47] [AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes - 02 (Sub) [720p].mp4_snapshot_00.59_[2015.04.12_00.20.51] [AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes - 02 (Sub) [720p].mp4_snapshot_01.01_[2015.04.12_00.20.59] [AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes - 02 (Sub) [720p].mp4_snapshot_01.03_[2015.04.12_00.21.06]

 

Scene 4: I think the joke here is that Holmes takes Watson’s pen, but I gotta be honest with ya — I have no motivation to see if my memory serves correctly.

Spoiler:

[AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes - 02 (Sub) [720p].mp4_snapshot_01.10_[2015.04.12_00.21.16] [AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes - 02 (Sub) [720p].mp4_snapshot_01.13_[2015.04.12_00.21.23] [AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes - 02 (Sub) [720p].mp4_snapshot_01.15_[2015.04.12_00.21.30] [AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes - 02 (Sub) [720p].mp4_snapshot_01.18_[2015.04.12_00.21.36] [AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes - 02 (Sub) [720p].mp4_snapshot_01.20_[2015.04.12_00.21.42] [AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes - 02 (Sub) [720p].mp4_snapshot_01.22_[2015.04.12_00.21.49]

 

[AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes - 02 (Sub) [720p].mp4_snapshot_01.30_[2015.04.12_00.22.00]

In case you forgot who was responsible for this… …release, Animehaven feels compelled to remind you.

 

Scene 5: This is scene 5. That’s as much as I understand about it.

Spoiler:

[AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes - 02 (Sub) [720p].mp4_snapshot_01.32_[2015.04.12_00.22.08] [AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes - 02 (Sub) [720p].mp4_snapshot_01.34_[2015.04.12_00.22.15] [AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes - 02 (Sub) [720p].mp4_snapshot_01.37_[2015.04.12_00.22.23] [AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes - 02 (Sub) [720p].mp4_snapshot_01.42_[2015.04.12_00.22.32]

 

Scene 6: The wrestling move the VA screams out is about the only piece of English in the whole release. Yeah, if you feel compelled to watch this shitty show, I recommend watching it raw.

Spoiler:

[AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes - 02 (Sub) [720p].mp4_snapshot_02.03_[2015.04.12_00.22.57] [AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes - 02 (Sub) [720p].mp4_snapshot_02.06_[2015.04.12_00.23.05] [AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes - 02 (Sub) [720p].mp4_snapshot_02.13_[2015.04.12_00.23.19] [AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes - 02 (Sub) [720p].mp4_snapshot_02.21_[2015.04.12_00.23.30]

 

In closing:

[AnimeHaven] Vampire Holmes - 02 (Sub) [720p].mp4_snapshot_02.28_[2015.04.12_00.23.41]

And I think we can all learn something from that.

 

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9 Comments

Period says:

This is an art form

Yanaro says:

It’s almost as good as google translate.

James says:

Truly, we live in blessed times.

Indeed says:

“That toilet.”

Gold.

pi says:

“That toilet” tho

unmei says:

I’ll remember to treat my desk with woman monday if still dusty as left friday. Thank you, Animehaven!

Bushman Lambada says:

Are you searching something? I searching love.

Pelfmiester says:

Hadena’s successor has bee found

teclas says:

On the next episode, Sherlock will try to find out who killed the English language.

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