DAE Le Anime Died in 1999?

Anime Opinions, Article — By on September 22, 2016 2:33 pm

This post was written by Dark_Sage. He is Dark_Sage.

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Anime in the 21st century is so problematic.


Great Post, Great Opinions

As a true hardcore anime fan, I get all my cultural enrichment from Cartoon Network, Disney XD, and grocery store bargain-bin DVDs. So it triggers me when I see people talking about series I haven’t seen. I mean it’s basically an attack on my quirky character and I did not die my hair purple to deal with this shit.


Yeah I am, deal with it

But as an intellectual, smart, cool, & hilarious yet-somehow-always-fucking-friendzoned redditor, it is my duty to overwrite any given group’s thoughts with groupthink. And as such, here are The Best Animes of All Time.


The Best Animes of All Time:

Heh, these aren't your grandma's cartoons. Get it?

Heh, these aren’t your grandma’s cartoons. Am I right??

  1. Ghost in the Shell
    • What a masterpiece
  2. All movies made by Mr. Ghibli-san
    • What masterpieces
  3. Akira
    • A masterpiece of subtle allegory
  4. Ninjas Scrolls
    • Nothing like that kiddie ninja anime One Piece, Ninjas Scrolls is deep and adult, like me
    • Also it is a masterpiece

You want more information on why these are good? Trite, fallacious appeals not doing it for ya? Well I’m not fucking here to educate you, okay? Take your dose of approved thought and move on.


Not quite masterpiece tier:

if it doesn't look like this, it isn't good

if it doesn’t look like this, it isn’t good

Anything Satoshi Kon, Hosoda Mamoru, or Makoto Shinkai has done. No I can’t think of any titles at this moment but I sincerely love all their almost-masterpieces. Just wish they had made these movies in the right fucking century, the fucking shitlords.




If you see anyone telling you to watch films like Colorful, Sword of the Stranger, or Little Witch Academia instead of shit that stopped being relevant two decades ago, just remember I’m more popular online so they’re wrong.

Kiki x Totoro 4 Life *^_^*

Kiki x Totoro 4 Life *^_^*

Now, what about anime series, you ask? Oh you silly, those are called mangas. (And the best one is Cowboy Bebop.)

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Qrius says:

Jesus Fucking Christ, are you on a writing streak. Is your liver gonna be OK?

Also, hi.

Dark_Sage says:

Bad for my liver, good for the world. I’d call myself a utilitarian if this wasn’t just straight alcoholism.

Genericremix says:

The only bad thing about the bombing of Japan is that it didn’t happen after 1999

Dark_Sage says:

*happen again after 1999

Hairy says:

>If you see anyone telling you to watch films like Colorful

The 90s TV series is a classic, however. I’m sure the 2010 film remake is a poor imitation.

Dark_Sage says:

I don’t believe I’ve ever led anyone astray when I get serial. Watch it and get back to me; I get off on apologies.

wat says:

So many opportunities to put a goku somewhere, all missed. That’s my trigger.

Yuko says:

Hold your horses man. I can read only one article in a week.

Retkit says:

GITS was rly bad tho.

Gub says:

Why did you pick 1999? Why not another year such as 2000, the actual last year of the 20th century.
Why the fuck doesn’t anyone realize this?

Apart from that great post.

Dark_Sage says:

Math is hard.

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