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Fire Emblem Fates Special Edition ~Mediocre Giveaway Contest~

Fire Emblem Fates Special Edition ~Mediocre Giveaway Contest~

I have an extra and rather than being like those greedy assholes scalping it for $250, I’m gonna irreversibly disappoint all but one of you reading this. Ain’t giveaways great?

How to Prep for Fire Emblem Fates

How to Prep for Fire Emblem Fates

You can’t always get what you want. Unless what you want is this article. Then, I guess, you can.

Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth – Dungeons ‘n Digis

Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth – Dungeons ‘n Digis

There’s a good reason the title is terrible, honey, you just haven’t thought of it yet.

Kantai Collection in English

Kantai Collection in English

At least until Kadokawa issues a C&D.

Vidya Review: Major/Minor: Major Problems/Minor Upside

Vidya Review: Major/Minor: Major Problems/Minor Upside

Just kidding; there is no upside. This game is ass.

Undertale? More Like Undergood! Zing!

Undertale? More Like Undergood! Zing!

If it’s hard to create a game this uninspired, Undertale sure isn’t showing it.

Metal Gear Solid V – The Naruto Filler Arcs Were Better

Metal Gear Solid V – The Naruto Filler Arcs Were Better

I’d say this post has spoilers, but there isn’t a plot to spoil, so… [But seriously, there are fucktons of spoilers.]

Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate: Ultimately Not Worth It

Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate: Ultimately Not Worth It

You’d have a better chance at defeating racism by buying a coffee from Starbucks than attaining meaningful enjoyment from this borked shitfest.

Buyfaggery: Fuck Amiibos

Buyfaggery: Fuck Amiibos

I’m going to try to make this post as high-functioning as I can, but since this involves Nintendo I can’t promise anything.

HuniePop Review: If Jesus Christ came back this is the kinda game we’d stroke each other’s dicks to

HuniePop Review: If Jesus Christ came back this is the kinda game we’d stroke each other’s dicks to

Damn do I love me some Huniepop.