I have an extra and rather than being like those greedy assholes scalping it for $250, I’m gonna irreversibly disappoint all but one of you reading this. Ain’t giveaways great?
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How to Prep for Fire Emblem Fates
You can’t always get what you want. Unless what you want is this article. Then, I guess, you can.
Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth – Dungeons ‘n Digis
There’s a good reason the title is terrible, honey, you just haven’t thought of it yet.
Vidya Review: Major/Minor: Major Problems/Minor Upside
Just kidding; there is no upside. This game is ass.
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Undertale? More Like Undergood! Zing!
If it’s hard to create a game this uninspired, Undertale sure isn’t showing it.
Metal Gear Solid V – The Naruto Filler Arcs Were Better
I’d say this post has spoilers, but there isn’t a plot to spoil, so… [But seriously, there are fucktons of spoilers.]
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Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate: Ultimately Not Worth It
You’d have a better chance at defeating racism by buying a coffee from Starbucks than attaining meaningful enjoyment from this borked shitfest.
Buyfaggery: Fuck Amiibos
I’m going to try to make this post as high-functioning as I can, but since this involves Nintendo I can’t promise anything.
