I have an extra and rather than being like those greedy assholes scalping it for $250, I’m gonna irreversibly disappoint all but one of you reading this. Ain’t giveaways great?
Here’s the deal: All you have to do is tell me what this giveaway contest should have been instead of this. Best answer wins.
So, like, “Everyone who comments get entered into a random drawing” or “Best Fire Emblem art drawn for this contest” would count as entries, but those are fucking shit. Practical, funny, or stupid. I don’t care what the hell your answer is so long as it’s the best one.
The Sugoi Desu Prize
You can alternatively choose a different ~puraizu~ from my pile of extra shit that I have lying around, which includes such high-quality items as:
- Armfuls of random anime swag (I promise you will be overwhelmed)
- The Love Live S1 Premium Edition, cuz I don’t know why I have two
- A half-eaten box of sweet corn flavored “pretz”
But I mean, this thing is legit $250+. So maybe just scalp away if you don’t want it.
The Dank Deets
And the dank beats:
- I’ll send it anywhere in the world as long as it doesn’t get me arrested. So no “Attn: Anthrax Department | The White House | Washington, DC” this time, kay?
- I guess there ain’t a limit to how many entries you can have.
- Contest ends a week from now, so… 7:00 PM US Central Time, Monday Feb 29th.
- If your comment’s not showing up or you just wanna hit on me privately, my email’s darksagerk at gmail dot com.
For clarification purposes I’ll answer any relevant questions in this post, but don’t expect me to be throwing feedback everywhere. Cuz where’s the fun in that?