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Tales of Zestiria Sucks More Ass Than a Gay Black Hole
Dear Past_Sage: Don’t buy this, no matter how much you want to play Berseria.
Top Ten Overwatch Waifus
I may not have played Overwatch yet, but that won’t stop me from making a top ten list for it that’s just as informed as any other.
Fire Emblem Fates Special Edition ~Mediocre Giveaway Contest~
I have an extra and rather than being like those greedy assholes scalping it for $250, I’m gonna irreversibly disappoint all but one of you reading this. Ain’t giveaways great?
How to Prep for Fire Emblem Fates
You can’t always get what you want. Unless what you want is this article. Then, I guess, you can.
Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth – Dungeons ‘n Digis
There’s a good reason the title is terrible, honey, you just haven’t thought of it yet.
Vidya Review: Major/Minor: Major Problems/Minor Upside
Just kidding; there is no upside. This game is ass.
Undertale? More Like Undergood! Zing!
If it’s hard to create a game this uninspired, Undertale sure isn’t showing it.