A Very Crymore Christmas v2014

Community, Website — By on December 25, 2014 1:03 am

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Now that Christmas Eve is over, and you’ve had your fun with the non-custody parent, it’s time for Dark_Sage’s present.

I wish I could give you Revy, but she's mine.

I wish I could give you Revy, but she’s mine.


Holiday agenda:

  • Patema Inverted reviews
    • Some dipshit on MAL said it was about the Holocaust, so I thought it’d be the perfect Christmas anime for reviews. Unfortunately, it wasn’t, but I already watched the thing so you’re gonna get some posts on it.
This is the last time I trust MAL.

This is the last time I trust MyAnimeList.

  • Things Dark_Sage Paid For v2
    • A post for all you who like to live vicariously. There are significantly more BDs and figures than last year, but not much else has changed.
  • A very Crymore raffle
    • Win some stuff, or don’t. I-It’s not like I care.



Going forward:

For reviews… consider Fall 2014 over and done. Doesn’t mean I won’t still review any Fall 2014 subs, but they’re not exactly top of my priority list. Winter 2015 is, however.

Dog Days Season 3, bitches!

Dog Days Season 3, bitches!

I should have some more bandwidth for Winter 2015 as I’m taking the entire month off for job hunting. So while I do intend to treat that as a full-time job, it also means I won’t exactly be working from 7 AM to midnight on Fridays anymore.

Ganbarre, me!

Nice job, me!



Well, enough with the promises. Time for the posts. Merry fucking Christmas, you. <3

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Dium says:

>it’s 10:37 PM

Dark_Sage says:

Maybe in Communist California. We’re a bit ahead of y’all here in the heartland of Central Time.

HarleyGorillason says:

Christmas had almost come and gone at the time of this post in the wild wests of down under.

Dark_Sage says:

Maybe if you godless heathens hadn’t been cheating time again that wouldn’t be a problem!

Dium says:

メリークリスマス, goyim.

LotusGG says:

Holy shit, Patema Inverted was so fucking great.
Didn’t you like it, D_S?

Dark_Sage says:

It was all right. But if the villain was slightly more fleshed-out/relatable, perhaps it wouldn’t be so forgettable.

LotusGG says:

But the drama was so refreshing~
Also, cute romance.

Switches says:

Clearly, I had the best Christmas ever. Let me tell you why:

I got the following Steam games:

99 Levels To Hell
Abby alternate skin Steam Store and Retail Key
Battlestations Collection (ROW)
Beyond Space
Blades of Time Extended Edition
Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3
Company of Heroes 2 – Oberkommando West
Depth Hunter 2
Dreamcast Collection
Empire: Total War
Enemy Front
Fearless Fantasy
Full Mojo Rampage
Future Wars
How to Survive – Storm Warning Edition
Iron Storm
Jack alternate skin Steam Store and Retail Key
Kenji alternate skin Steam Store and Retail Key
Kingdom Rush
Metal Gear Rising
NiGHTS into Dreams
Portal 2
Scourge: Outbreak Ambrosia Bundle
Shadow Warrior Classic Redux
Shadow Warrior: Special Edition
Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed (RoW)
Sonic Generations Retail
Space Hack
The Walking Dead
The Walking Dead: 400 Days
Time Gentlemen, Please! + Ben There, Dan That!
Total War: Shogun 2 – Fall of the Samurai
Viking: Battle of Asgard
Wargame: Red Dragon

Bought all within the month of December.



-Humble Bundle Dreamcast T-shirt
-Unlicensed Kancolle Kongou T-shirt ($30)
-Cospa Yudachi T-shirt ($70)
-A set of Limited Edition Tokyo Marui clear folders
-4x Kancolle Definitive Magazines
-Call of Duty: Ghosts for PS4 ($10)
-Received free $20 EBgames gift card from school teacher



24th – Turkey Dinner
25th – Sushi Buffet Dinner

Come at me brah. ( ゚∀゚)アハハ八八ノヽノヽノヽノ \ / \/ \

rarely_upset says:

Well, I got spicy peanuts, so… so there.

Dark_Sage says:

Wow, listing out Christmas gifts. That brings me all the way back to like… 2006.

Uichan says:

There was a teen vlogging while in the store I work at. I only heard him say that he got a new phone for Christmas.

I was tempted to escort him off the premises.

Humanity says:

“Things Dark_Sage Paid For v2”
I feel like I’m looking forward to this more than I should be.

Dark_Sage says:

Merry Christmas, from my table to yours.

LotusGG says:

is this legit wapanese miso soup?

Anony says:

D_S, stop eating white carbs.
I worry about you.
-said no anon ever until now

Zelot says:

I was about to report that review… but the next sentence right after that paragraph is “No, not really. That plot synopsis is pretty close though.”

It’s still somewhat misleading, but one more sentence needed to be read through :)

Dark_Sage says:

Yeah, but I didn’t read the full review until after I watched the film. Legitimately, I went through it expecting it to be about Nazi Germany.

If I had any shame, lemme tell you, I would’ve felt pretty damn stupid.

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