Sakura-con 2014: Best con ever? Probably, yes.

Article, Conventions — By on January 22, 2015 12:30 am

This post was written by Dark_Sage. He is Dark_Sage.

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If the positive tone of this article throws you off, that’s because most cons I’ve been to aren’t good. But damn did I love S-con.

Main players:

  • shcboomer, leader of Refrain Subs, Canadian
  • Geoff, one of shcboomer’s friends, Canadian
  • Inushinde, writer for TheCartDriver (actually, Inu, none of these stories reference you specifically, but I’m including you in the list anyway cuz we’re buds)
  • puddi, he’s puddi

Normally I write 2-3 articles per con (like my AnimeFest series), but I thought I’d try formatting this write-up like puddi’s Anime Revolution post. Lemme know which format you prefer.



The Good


Sakura-con has 24-hour karaoke. I’m not ashamed to say we spent a significant portion of time here.

Some highlights:

  • BlubberFlub (a TL from shc’s group) took a turn to sing with a friend of his, and all we heard was girls commenting on how hot they were. (Video unavailable because I got jealous.)
  • Puddi got up and knocked it out of the park. …multiple times. (Video unavailable because I got jealous.)
  • This guy: (Video available. And forgive the shaking; I was trying rather unsuccessfully to keep it together.)




Kagerou Project

I’m a huge AMV fanboy. So a con with a 24-hour AMV room is basically my wet dream. There’s always gonna be some downtime at a con, where there’s nothing going on but you want a sec to recharge. You could go back to your hotel lodgings, or duck into a video room for a bit… but AMVs? Well, suddenly you aren’t wasting your time anymore.

There’s something to watching AMVs with other people, and I think Sakura-con nailed it.



The rave

This is the first time I managed to enjoy myself at an anime con’s rave. Reason being, they actually had anime scenes playing on giant screens.

So… most people just got on the dance floor, stood (sometimes bouncing, cuz, y’know, music), and watched anime. It was glorious.



Cross-cultural experiences

As our group was trying to figure out where to eat, it came out that the Canadians amongst us had never eaten Chipotle before. As red-blooded Americans, puddi and I immediately turned around to lead our nakama to the promised land of Chipotle.


It was so delicious.




The Bad

Guest buffet

Basically, Sakura-con took $50 from each person interested in meeting the guests of the con and then shoved them in a room where the guests were sitting at tables, with no identification as to who they were. No table cards, no “Hi my name is __” stickers… just a bunch of slightly confused-looking Japanese people.

I paid my $50 to see Range Murata, cuz I like his designs, but by the time I googled what the fuck he looked like, his table was full. So Puddi and I ended up sitting with some fashion designer instead. While I was disappointed, I figured as long as the food was okay we could consider it a wash.



The food was worse than the $5 buffet at that Chinese place you’re not sure how is still in business. I’m still mad.




If there was just one panel I enjoyed at Sakura-con, I could overlook this in deference to how great the rest of the con was. But there wasn’t.

Every single panel we went to was a disappointment. Some key failures:


“Objectification in anime, manga, and visual novels”

Ambush panel. Instead of being led by anime SJWs like we expected (anime SJWs tend to be more tolerable than the normalfag ones), it was hosted by MRAs. While this wouldn’t have been a problem if they were able to properly formulate an argument, all we got was “Shinji Ikari had it tough, so men are the most persecuted gender in anime and only idiots would disagree.”

The audience flipped their shit.

Standard reaction.

Standard reaction.

I’d like to say we left right around this point, but nope. Saw it through. Hell, our crew got a few shots in too.


…Actually, that’s the only panel I remember. I know we went to quite a few others, but as I’m looking over the schedule, none of the titles seem familiar. Guess that says more about the panel quality than recaps would.




puddi was not a huge fan of the website, and let the Sakura-con staff know during the feedback session.

Sakura-Con 2015 Website

It may look appealing, but the problem is navigating it during the con. Information is way out of whack.

One of the convention heads actually pulled him aside to get his contact info for website improvements, since puddi offered to fix it for them if they wanted. But Sakura-con still hasn’t contacted him, so… yeah. Website still sux.




The Finale

If you illiterate’d past everything else, the essence of the post was “Sakura-con was pretty fucking great.”

I’m quite looking forward to this year’s. Just hope the panels don’t suck.

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Solaristics says:

Dat rave so excit—jk

Dark_Sage says:

Fuck you. We rocked it hard.

Video’s unlisted, so don’t share, keep it #rare

Anonymous says:

>you will never see D_S’ face

Switches says:

I have. He’s very IBM. ^^

Dark_Sage says:

Switch, how about a… more flattering comparison? “Reminiscent of a Greek god”, perhaps?

Switches says:

I respect those who have high positions in high tier jobs.

Those who work at IBM are top tier people IMO. They are some of the smartest people in the world. Your job is related to business, no? I respect you for that and how you keep your hair nice and thin to “look smart” in public. Also, I admire blonde people.

Anonymous says:


Humanity says:

IBM? You mean an Illustriously Beautiful Man?

Humanity says:

>tfw you forget to make sure your phone doesn’t autocorrect your email.
D_S plz fix

shaddrag says:

Probably because it has the word ‘Sakura’ in it.

Dark_Sage says:

Hinata canonically best girl.

Anonymous says:

>“Objectification in anime, manga, and visual novels”
Why are Westerners so fucking cancerous? This is why I never want anime to be popular outside of Japan. Fuck these people, fuck all of you.

FalseDawn says:

Surely having a panel about “objectification” and then harping on about how men have it tough in anime was just one epic troll?

It’s only a matter of time before there’s an Anita of the anime world though. Maybe when they’ve stopped getting so hung up on video games, they’ll turn their attentions our way >.>

Anonymous says:

Please fucking no.

QQwerty says:

I’m pretty sure some of them already have tried, but fortunately for us, Japan gives negative shits about SJWs and their ideals.

Guydudebro says:

Bobduh is filling that role. He’s pretty good at it. But he’s a dude so he’s
condemned to only be an ally and not a true full blooded feminist hyena.

vipirius says:

can I come next time?

Dark_Sage says:

April 3rd-5th. See you there~

vipirius says:

Only if we get to rave

Dark_Sage says:

You know I’m always DTR <3

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