“Hey D_S Whatcha Watchin’?”

v. Winter 2015

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Feel free to use this page to discuss how your opinions suck compared to mine.

 

Current Show Ratings – v1.02

  • Scores are not based on the episode, but my overall impression of the series by that point.
  • Don’t expect plebeian logic to apply.

 

To the bitter end

E.01 E.02 E.03 E.04 E.05 E.06 E.07 E.08 E.09 E.10 E.Final
Absolute Duo 4 4
Assassination Classroom 8 8
Death Parade 7 7
Durarara!!x2 Shou 9 9
Isuca
Kamisama Kiss 2 9 9
Kantai Collection 5
Koufuku Graffiti 7
Maria the Virgin Witch 4 3 3
Saenai Heroine no Sodatekata 9
Seiken Tsukai no World Break
Shinmai Maou no Testament 8
The [email protected] Cinderella Girls 7
The Rolling Girls 10 10 10
Tokyo Ghoul Root A 7 8
Unlimited Fafner 4
Yoru no Yatterman 9
Yurikuma Arashi Kuma Kuma

 

Dropped

E.01 E.02 E.03 E.04 E.05 E.06 E.07 E.08 E.09 E.10 E.Final
Binan Koukou Chikyuu Bouei-bu Love! 6 Dropped
Sengoku Musou 3 Dropped

 

77 Comments

Hairy says:

What are you looking forward to this season, D_S?

Dark_Sage says:

Gimme a bit and you’ll find out.

Dark_Sage says:

Funimation, where’s my Absolute Duo? ;_;

Solaristics says:

Nowhere to be found.

LotusGG says:

The translators are probably searching for the Absolute Uno.

puddi says:

absolute duo more like absolute zero

because that’s what i’m rating it

LotusGG says:

Well, there’s absolutely zero subs for that so far.

puddi says:

learn japanese?

LotusGG says:

Currently low on budget.
And I don’t even know english.

Anonymous says:

How long did it take you, puddi?

Hairy says:

More like Absolute Shit, amirite?

Dark_Sage says:

“What if we made Index, but worse?” “Is that even possible?” “We won’t know until we try!” – the people responsible for Absolute Duo.

Well, at least it’s a faithful adaptation. And they achieved their goals.

PP says:

FUNi calling the MC Thor was probably the best part.

Dark_Sage says:

Agreed. The fanbase didn’t take too kindly to that, and looking at the fallout has been rather entertaining.

Dark_Sage says:

Kamisama Kiss was aight. Bit of a slow start, but we’re gonna get a new boy next ep so that’s cool.

Solaristics says:

>Aight
>Rates 9

Pls. You mean it was great, right?

Dark_Sage says:

The episode was about a 7. The set-up makes me see the anime as a 9. I… rate things differently than most. Keeps it interesting.

Dark_Sage says:

Lesbian bears… OMGao.

Nyara♥ says:

Kumawesome and yuritastic~

PP says:

There’s a limit to how much subtext a show can have and this show has clearly passed it.

Review the release that was translated from the German CR memesubs pls.

Dark_Sage says:

Binan appears to be a show primarily about food jokes/puns. I can’t believe I was so excited about this shit.

http://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Binan-Wabubu.jpg

PP says:

Inb4 it goes full Madoka mid-way through

Kamica says:

I got the impression that the episode centered around food mainly because the monster-of-this-week was food. Next episode likely will have zero food talk.

PP says:

Just watched the first episode and that was pretty bad, they aren’t even trying to make it funny, it’s just “instead of girls there’s boys! isn’t that funny?”, kinda sad.

AdmiralAckbar says:

Lets see – we started with:
– Index -1.0 (that bunny girl… she’s evil i can feel it! >_>)
– lesbian bears -> Gao-chuu#
– homo sailor moon…. at least they know how to hold a SHAFT….

but everything will be fine and forgotten… after “My Imperial Japanese Navy Cyborg Girl Can’t Be This Cute!” and “Maou-sis – horny demonic step-sister slut in love”

Kamica says:

Kantai Collection is a compilation of all the bad aspects of moe anime.

Dark_Sage says:

I’m still struggling to finish the episode.

Solaristics says:

B-But your moe. Whose subs you watching btw?

Dark_Sage says:

Kantai. Figured if they named themselves after the show, they’d be more likely to put some heart into it.

Solaristics says:

And the results were?

Dark_Sage says:

Uhh… watchable? Haven’t done enough analysis to come to a conclusion yet.

LotusGG says:

The animation is well done and young girls in lesbian love is the best thing moe can offer… unless you’re one of those loli haters.

Welp says:

Shit version of Ars Nova?

QQwerty says:

It doesn’t have Haruharu, so yes.

Dark_Sage says:

So… Ars Nova?

The only thing that show made me interested in was season 3 of RWBY. Hype!

Humanity says:

RWBY is my favorite anime!

Dark_Sage says:

It’s one of the few moe animes where the main character is actually best girl.

PP says:

Kantai Collection is a solid 11/10.

Dium says:

>mfw people dissing muh botes

poi poi

QQwerty says:

Stop the boats!

name says:

How can you stand watching anything subbed by funimation?

anon says:

It’s called not having autism, you should try it one of these days. Your parents will appreciate it.

Anonymous says:

It’s called suicide, you should try it one of these days. Your parents will appreciate it.

anon says:

Looks like I hit a nerve.

Kamica says:

Unlimited Fafnir: Presenting characters so one-dimensional, they knowingly flaunt it.

Ryuu says:

The creators of Unlimited Fafnir:
“Do you think we can make an episode solely built on tropes and without a single original scene?”
“Let’s try!”
-Some girls in the world have superpoweZ
-The MC is the only man in the world who also has those superpowerZ
-First scene (after the obligatory flashback): MC sees a naked girl bathing, she freaks out (how surprising!)
-a few misunderstanding-solving scenes later: MC is introduced to the class, random arrogant girl jumps up and complains that a MALE (!!!!) joins the class. That is unacceptable.
-the naked girl from earlier says some awkwardly phrased stuff, class hates on MC, naked girl is surprised.
-class shows off their superpower
-character scene where naked girl tells the MC that she has no personality
-ALARM. There’s an attack. And it relates to naked girl! Who could’ve imagined that this would happen?!
-Oh and obviously all names are related to Norse mythology, which is not overused at all.

Creators: “Yes! We did it. A whole episode without ANYTHING original”

…yea, I hate this crap more than Absolute Duo or World Break. Usually I’d say that every Anime shows at least some kind of potential or hints of entertainment. This one doesn’t.
I’ll hatewatch this pile of shit, just so I can hate it more

Also, why the hell are those things called dragons? They don’t look like dragons. One of those things is supposed to be a fucking TREE(in the original mythology)!

Dark_Sage says:

If you were willing to give Shingeki no Bahamut a shot, you owe it to yourself to try Yoru no Yatterman. It is satisfaction concentrate.

PP says:

Dark horse of the season.
It’s more serious than Bahamut though but I think that might change, the franchise it comes from is more comedy based, even in the first episode it was getting really serious and emotional and just pulled a random comic relief momemnt, has potential but if it keeps going like this it won’t use half of it.

Period says:

Rolling girls is pretty good.

Dark_Sage says:

It reminds me of Yozakura Quartet, so I can’t help but love it.

jabashque says:

Whose subs do you recommend? (For Rolling Stones)

Dark_Sage says:

As the three options are Cthune, Commie, and HorribleSubs, instinct tells me that Cthune will be the best choice. However, it is possible that after some real analysis I’ll be wrong, so I can’t say that with 100% certainty.

Anonymous545 says:

D_S,

Are you going to review [email protected] Cinderella Girls?

Solaristics says:

If you go to the queue, it’s on his PTD list.

nikki says:

i liked the hand drawn charts better :^( step it up D_S

Period says:

too much effort

Dark_Sage says:

It really was. ;_;

vipirius says:

Is Rolling Girls actually good or is D_S being D_S(sorry not sorry)

PP says:

It alright.

Dark_Sage says:

I have D_Superior taste. Trust me, it’s greatness.

Humanity says:

Dropped Bouei-bu, huh?

Kamica says:

Will Koufuku Graffiti inspire any new episodes of Turning Japanese?

Abunja says:

>Yurikuma Arashi: “D_S approved” mark lmao

bommel says:

it’s hidden again!

Kamica says:

…And also hasn’t been updated for an entire month.

LastBreeze says:

But I want Summer 2015!

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