Nobody’s been dumb enough to translate like this in… Christ, I think it’s been five years since I’ve seen a TL this amateur.
Should be it for the officialsub shorts. May get around to the fansubbing options for these, but I imagine you’ll be more interested in your options for full-length series.
Where hubris meets stupid, you can find The Anime Network. In the middle. Jerking off with a clump of sand laced with broken glass.
Don’t worry about spoilers; nothing plot relevant has happened in the show since episode 3.