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Pokemon Go Fuck Yourself

July 24, 2016 by Dark_Sage

In during dwindling hype.

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Categories Article, Video Games Tags Pokemon Go, Video Games 11 Comments

Tales of Zestiria Sucks More Ass Than a Gay Black Hole

July 6, 2016 by Dark_Sage

Dear Past_Sage: Don’t buy this, no matter how much you want to play Berseria.

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Categories Article, Video Games Tags Article, Tales of, Tales of Zestiria, Video Games 18 Comments

Top Ten Overwatch Waifus

June 11, 2016 by Dark_Sage

I may not have played Overwatch yet, but that won’t stop me from making a top ten list for it that’s just as informed as any other.

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Categories Article, Video Games Tags Article, Filler, Filler Article, Overwatch, Video Games 11 Comments

Fire Emblem Fates Special Edition ~Mediocre Giveaway Contest~

February 22, 2016 by Dark_Sage

I have an extra and rather than being like those greedy assholes scalping it for $250, I’m gonna irreversibly disappoint all but one of you reading this. Ain’t giveaways great?

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Categories Community, Video Games Tags Community, Fire Emblem, Fire Emblem Fates, Fire Emblem If, Video Games 116 Comments

How to Prep for Fire Emblem Fates

February 18, 2016 by Dark_Sage

You can’t always get what you want. Unless what you want is this article. Then, I guess, you can.

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Categories Article, Video Games Tags Article, Fire Emblem, Fire Emblem Fates, Fire Emblem If, Video Games 16 Comments

Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth – Dungeons ‘n Digis

February 15, 2016 by Dark_Sage

There’s a good reason the title is terrible, honey, you just haven’t thought of it yet.

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Categories Article, Video Games Tags Article, Digimon, Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth, LoveMore, LoveMore 2016, Video Games 27 Comments

Kantai Collection in English

February 3, 2016 by Calyrica

At least until Kadokawa issues a C&D.

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Categories Article, Video Games Tags Article, KanColle, Kantai Collection, Video Games 6 Comments

Vidya Review: Major/Minor: Major Problems/Minor Upside

January 7, 2016December 14, 2015 by Dark_Sage

Just kidding; there is no upside. This game is ass.

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Categories Article, Video Games Tags Article, Major/Minor, Video Games 11 Comments

Undertale? More Like Undergood! Zing!

November 27, 2015 by Dark_Sage

If it’s hard to create a game this uninspired, Undertale sure isn’t showing it.

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Categories Article, Video Games Tags Article, Undertale, Video Games 16 Comments

Metal Gear Solid V – The Naruto Filler Arcs Were Better

October 5, 2015 by Dark_Sage

I’d say this post has spoilers, but there isn’t a plot to spoil, so… [But seriously, there are fucktons of spoilers.]

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Categories Article, Video Games Tags Article, Metal Gear Solid V, Video Games 14 Comments
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