Video Games – Page 2

Tales of Zestiria Sucks More Ass Than a Gay Black Hole

July 6, 2016 by Dark_Sage

Dear Past_Sage: Don’t buy this, no matter how much you want to play Berseria.

Top Ten Overwatch Waifus

June 11, 2016 by Dark_Sage

I may not have played Overwatch yet, but that won’t stop me from making a top ten list for it that’s just as informed as any other.

Fire Emblem Fates Special Edition ~Mediocre Giveaway Contest~

February 22, 2016 by Dark_Sage

I have an extra and rather than being like those greedy assholes scalping it for $250, I’m gonna irreversibly disappoint all but one of you reading this. Ain’t giveaways great?

How to Prep for Fire Emblem Fates

February 18, 2016 by Dark_Sage

You can’t always get what you want. Unless what you want is this article. Then, I guess, you can.

Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth – Dungeons ‘n Digis

February 15, 2016 by Dark_Sage

There’s a good reason the title is terrible, honey, you just haven’t thought of it yet.

Kantai Collection in English

February 3, 2016 by Calyrica

At least until Kadokawa issues a C&D.

Vidya Review: Major/Minor: Major Problems/Minor Upside

January 7, 2016December 14, 2015 by Dark_Sage

Just kidding; there is no upside. This game is ass.

Undertale? More Like Undergood! Zing!

November 27, 2015 by Dark_Sage

If it’s hard to create a game this uninspired, Undertale sure isn’t showing it.

Metal Gear Solid V – The Naruto Filler Arcs Were Better

October 5, 2015 by Dark_Sage

I’d say this post has spoilers, but there isn’t a plot to spoil, so… [But seriously, there are fucktons of spoilers.]

Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate: Ultimately Not Worth It

March 23, 2015 by Dark_Sage

You’d have a better chance at defeating racism by buying a coffee from Starbucks than attaining meaningful enjoyment from this borked shitfest.

Dark_Sage on Tales of Arise AKA Roots: Weeb Edition: “J-RPGs (ex: Berseria) can have good stories, though I will grant most are just vehicles for tits & blood. Not…” Oct 20, 09:13

rmekano on Tales of Arise AKA Roots: Weeb Edition: “Cheat Engine? I’m more of a Trainer guy myself. Gotta use that second monitor for something. Also it has insta-fishing…” Oct 20, 04:15

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Dark_Sage on Tales of Arise AKA Roots: Weeb Edition: “You’ll know when you’re far enough in because you’re gonna throw your hands up like “really, that’s what I played…” Oct 6, 20:19

Calyrica on Tales of Arise AKA Roots: Weeb Edition: “I take it I’m not far enough to be able to open that spoiler tag, right? (I just filled out…” Oct 6, 19:57

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