I have an extra and rather than being like those greedy assholes scalping it for $250, I’m gonna irreversibly disappoint all but one of you reading this. Ain’t giveaways great?
Video Games
How to Prep for Fire Emblem Fates
You can’t always get what you want. Unless what you want is this article. Then, I guess, you can.
Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth – Dungeons ‘n Digis
There’s a good reason the title is terrible, honey, you just haven’t thought of it yet.
Vidya Review: Major/Minor: Major Problems/Minor Upside
Just kidding; there is no upside. This game is ass.
Undertale? More Like Undergood! Zing!
If it’s hard to create a game this uninspired, Undertale sure isn’t showing it.
Metal Gear Solid V – The Naruto Filler Arcs Were Better
I’d say this post has spoilers, but there isn’t a plot to spoil, so… [But seriously, there are fucktons of spoilers.]
Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate: Ultimately Not Worth It
You’d have a better chance at defeating racism by buying a coffee from Starbucks than attaining meaningful enjoyment from this borked shitfest.
Buyfaggery: Fuck Amiibos
I’m going to try to make this post as high-functioning as I can, but since this involves Nintendo I can’t promise anything.
HuniePop Review: If Jesus Christ came back this is the kinda game we’d stroke each other’s dicks to
Damn do I love me some Huniepop.