Dear Past_Sage: Don’t buy this, no matter how much you want to play Berseria.
I may not have played Overwatch yet, but that won’t stop me from making a top ten list for it that’s just as informed as any other.
I have an extra and rather than being like those greedy assholes scalping it for $250, I’m gonna irreversibly disappoint all but one of you reading this. Ain’t giveaways great?
You can’t always get what you want. Unless what you want is this article. Then, I guess, you can.
There’s a good reason the title is terrible, honey, you just haven’t thought of it yet.
At least until Kadokawa issues a C&D.
Just kidding; there is no upside. This game is ass.
If it’s hard to create a game this uninspired, Undertale sure isn’t showing it.
I’d say this post has spoilers, but there isn’t a plot to spoil, so… [But seriously, there are fucktons of spoilers.]
You’d have a better chance at defeating racism by buying a coffee from Starbucks than attaining meaningful enjoyment from this borked shitfest.