Video Games – Page 2

Pokemon Go Fuck Yourself

July 24, 2016 by Dark_Sage

In during dwindling hype.

Tales of Zestiria Sucks More Ass Than a Gay Black Hole

July 6, 2016 by Dark_Sage

Dear Past_Sage: Don’t buy this, no matter how much you want to play Berseria.

Top Ten Overwatch Waifus

June 11, 2016 by Dark_Sage

I may not have played Overwatch yet, but that won’t stop me from making a top ten list for it that’s just as informed as any other.

Fire Emblem Fates Special Edition ~Mediocre Giveaway Contest~

February 22, 2016 by Dark_Sage

I have an extra and rather than being like those greedy assholes scalping it for $250, I’m gonna irreversibly disappoint all but one of you reading this. Ain’t giveaways great?

How to Prep for Fire Emblem Fates

February 18, 2016 by Dark_Sage

You can’t always get what you want. Unless what you want is this article. Then, I guess, you can.

Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth – Dungeons ‘n Digis

February 15, 2016 by Dark_Sage

There’s a good reason the title is terrible, honey, you just haven’t thought of it yet.

Kantai Collection in English

February 3, 2016 by Calyrica

At least until Kadokawa issues a C&D.

Vidya Review: Major/Minor: Major Problems/Minor Upside

January 7, 2016December 14, 2015 by Dark_Sage

Just kidding; there is no upside. This game is ass.

Undertale? More Like Undergood! Zing!

November 27, 2015 by Dark_Sage

If it’s hard to create a game this uninspired, Undertale sure isn’t showing it.

Metal Gear Solid V – The Naruto Filler Arcs Were Better

October 5, 2015 by Dark_Sage

I’d say this post has spoilers, but there isn’t a plot to spoil, so… [But seriously, there are fucktons of spoilers.]

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anony on How to fix Star Ocean: The Divine Force: “It’s not dead until nobody posts for over a year or two.” Jul 7, 16:08

Dark_Sage on Fansub Review: [Umee] Deadman Wonderland (Episode 03): “I suspect that’s where they all went since it’s far better for collaboration than IRC was. I haven’t kept up…” Jul 1, 19:27

Roku on Fansub Review: [Umee] Deadman Wonderland (Episode 03): “I’m from a Turkish fansub and every turkish fansub has its own discord server. So, do english fansubs have their…” Jun 18, 05:30

Anonymus on Monster sucks: a message to its “fans”: “Same thing about Mirai Nikki.” Jun 16, 14:08

Anonymus on Monster sucks: a message to its “fans”: “If you were born without working neurons, maybe you should keep it to yourself.” Jun 16, 13:59