Spring 2016 – Crymore.net

Spring 2016 In Review: The Good, The Bad, The Anime

July 4, 2016 by Dark_Sage

I was able to wince my way through 13 shows this season. Yet why do I feel so empty after such a grand accomplishment? Fuck it, have a review.

Anime Opinions: Kuma Miko – Girl Meets Abuse

June 26, 2016 by Dark_Sage

Zutto happy days, my ass.

Fansubbing by the Numbers: A Spring 2016 Shitpost

June 6, 2016 by Dark_Sage

Top conclusions brought to you by Sunday boredom and an unlicensed copy of Excel.

Best Girls of Spring 2016: Initial3 Edition

May 22, 2016May 22, 2016 by Dark_Sage

A top 10 list curated with the assistance of Dr. Pepper and Mr. Maker’s.

Fansub Review: [Chyuu] Kuma Miko – Girl Meets Bear (Episode 02)

April 21, 2016 by Dark_Sage

Motherfuck, Chyuu. You had an A, you just had to *not* screw up. This was supposed to be an easy get!

Fansub Review: [Asenshi] Kiznaiver (Episode 02)

April 19, 2016 by Dark_Sage

This review was written with the assumption you’ve already read my Crunchyroll post, so get on that if you haven’t already.

Officialsubs Review: [Crunchyroll] Kiznaiver (Episode 02)

April 19, 2016April 19, 2016 by Dark_Sage

Watching these shitsubs hurt me even worse than when I realized people only read my site because I’m beautiful.

Officialsubs Review: [Funimation] My Hero Academia (Episode 02)

April 17, 2016 by Dark_Sage

Anyone wanna tell me how to be unpopular? My friends refuse to let me spend my weekends on low-effort anime.

Fansub Review: [gg] Macross Delta (Episode 02)

April 13, 2016April 12, 2016 by Dark_Sage

Realize that gg was only ever popular because they released fast and consistently. And that’s it. So stop flipping your shit over gg’s “grand return”. Wake me when GotWoot comes back instead.

Officialsubs Review: [Funimation] Kuma Miko – Girl Meets Bear (Episode 01)

April 12, 2016April 11, 2016 by Dark_Sage

This show is so fucking cute I grew a uterus and considered posting on tumblr unironically.

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Anonymous on Netsuzou Trap Is Actually Kinda 10/10: “This anime is shit the cheating bitch and sexual offender end up together while the nice guy put in the…” Jan 31, 20:59

Anonymous on We need to talk about Boku no Hero Academia and how shit it is: “Wrong” Jan 20, 13:58

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your"waifus"dontloveyou on Helltaker Is a Garbage Game for Poor People With Poor Taste: “I’m not even a helltaker fan but Jesus you’re a hypocrite no way am I ever listening to someone who…” Dec 20, 07:00

Dark_Sage on How to fix Star Ocean: The Divine Force: “I see value in AI-created subtitles that are then improved with a human touch. Clicking the “AI button” and then…” Dec 13, 11:43

Dark_Sage on Monster sucks: a message to its “fans”: “What’s a 4chan?” Dec 13, 10:58

Maou on Monster sucks: a message to its “fans”: “Trash Waste of bandwidth” Oct 30, 23:01

Runge on Monster sucks: a message to its “fans”: “So many retards here, both Monster fans and antis including the retarded OP who wrote this shitty article thinking he’ll…” Oct 30, 22:38

Anonymous on Fansub Review: [Anime-Koi] Tokyo Ravens (Episode 04): “OK” Oct 19, 15:28

Natalia on Monster sucks: a message to its “fans”: “Emmm… You’re like 15 years old… It’s ridiculous to fight over anime or manga, for real, i watch anime since…” Sep 1, 22:50

Anon-chan on How to fix Star Ocean: The Divine Force: “Please do more fansub reviews. Also, what is your response to Crunchyroll’s AI subtitle decision?” Aug 11, 07:21

Dark_Sage on How to fix Star Ocean: The Divine Force: “For you, we could be.” Jul 28, 20:19

Anonymous on How to fix Star Ocean: The Divine Force: “Is y’all alive” Jul 28, 10:51

Dark_Sage on Things Dark_Sage Paid For v3: “Should be Saber (Artoria) from the Fate series.” Jul 16, 16:21

Anonymous on Things Dark_Sage Paid For v3: “What anime is the blonde hair woman in Knight armor? I was given the same typistry and I want to…” Jul 11, 17:06

based on We need to talk about Boku no Hero Academia and how shit it is: “I watch loli hentai and i will fuck your mom” Jul 10, 17:47

based on We need to talk about Boku no Hero Academia and how shit it is: “What the fuck is this yap fest” Jul 10, 17:45

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