Spring 2016 – Crymore.net

Spring 2016 In Review: The Good, The Bad, The Anime

July 4, 2016 by Dark_Sage

I was able to wince my way through 13 shows this season. Yet why do I feel so empty after such a grand accomplishment? Fuck it, have a review.

Anime Opinions: Kuma Miko – Girl Meets Abuse

June 26, 2016 by Dark_Sage

Zutto happy days, my ass.

Fansubbing by the Numbers: A Spring 2016 Shitpost

June 6, 2016 by Dark_Sage

Top conclusions brought to you by Sunday boredom and an unlicensed copy of Excel.

Best Girls of Spring 2016: Initial3 Edition

May 22, 2016May 22, 2016 by Dark_Sage

A top 10 list curated with the assistance of Dr. Pepper and Mr. Maker’s.

Fansub Review: [Chyuu] Kuma Miko – Girl Meets Bear (Episode 02)

April 21, 2016 by Dark_Sage

Motherfuck, Chyuu. You had an A, you just had to *not* screw up. This was supposed to be an easy get!

Fansub Review: [Asenshi] Kiznaiver (Episode 02)

April 19, 2016 by Dark_Sage

This review was written with the assumption you’ve already read my Crunchyroll post, so get on that if you haven’t already.

Officialsubs Review: [Crunchyroll] Kiznaiver (Episode 02)

April 19, 2016April 19, 2016 by Dark_Sage

Watching these shitsubs hurt me even worse than when I realized people only read my site because I’m beautiful.

Officialsubs Review: [Funimation] My Hero Academia (Episode 02)

April 17, 2016 by Dark_Sage

Anyone wanna tell me how to be unpopular? My friends refuse to let me spend my weekends on low-effort anime.

Fansub Review: [gg] Macross Delta (Episode 02)

April 13, 2016April 12, 2016 by Dark_Sage

Realize that gg was only ever popular because they released fast and consistently. And that’s it. So stop flipping your shit over gg’s “grand return”. Wake me when GotWoot comes back instead.

Officialsubs Review: [Funimation] Kuma Miko – Girl Meets Bear (Episode 01)

April 12, 2016April 11, 2016 by Dark_Sage

This show is so fucking cute I grew a uterus and considered posting on tumblr unironically.

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