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Some Fall 17 Shows I Quickly Watched Before Youmacon In Hopes I’d Catch Some Cutting-Edge Cosplay But Realized I Was SOL Cuz Everyone Here Only Likes Maid Dragon

Some Fall 17 Shows I Quickly Watched Before Youmacon In Hopes I’d Catch Some Cutting-Edge Cosplay But Realized I Was SOL Cuz Everyone Here Only Likes Maid Dragon

So now I’m wasting time writing in my hotel room cuz the good shit doesn’t even start until 5.

Doki Doki Literature Club Is the Cancer That Finally Killed Anime

Doki Doki Literature Club Is the Cancer That Finally Killed Anime

Undertale + Hatoful Boyfriend – Originality =

Koe no Katachi Sucks Ass Herpes

Koe no Katachi Sucks Ass Herpes

(also this is the spookymore post and also also I’ll be at youmacon cuz it’s like an hour away from where I work feel free to meet me and tell me how cool I was in 2013)

Turning Japanese – Episode 5: Ramentation

Turning Japanese – Episode 5: Ramentation

In today’s episode, Dark_Sage attempts to create the mythical Japanese dish “ramen”. Translated into English, ramen is “cheap noodles shoved in a bowl with fish juice and a suicidal amount of sodium”.

Dark_Sage’s Onahole Review – Episode 01: Et tu, Chu!?

Dark_Sage’s Onahole Review – Episode 01: Et tu, Chu!?

When customs asked what I was bringing back from Tokyo, I lied and said Pokemon cards. Glad I looked cool enough to pull that one off.

Hey I’m at Otakuthon I guess

Hey I’m at Otakuthon I guess

Quick post cuz off to the con now lul.

No, I haven’t fansubbed in years, and I’m not about to start for Aho Girl

No, I haven’t fansubbed in years, and I’m not about to start for Aho Girl

After noticing a “Dark-Sage” branded torrent achieved 13 full downloads on nyaaC I knew I had to chime in. Got a reputation to maintain, after all!

Dark_Sage’s Anime Collection v.Jul2017 – No Scene Tourists Edition

Dark_Sage’s Anime Collection v.Jul2017 – No Scene Tourists Edition

Cuz if you don’t spend all your money on anime you aren’t a *true fan*.

Anime Next 2017 – Friday Impressions

Anime Next 2017 – Friday Impressions

Fuck New Jersey.

Top 9 Best Girls of Spring 2017

Top 9 Best Girls of Spring 2017

It’s been a while since my last post, but I promise you the wait was worth it.