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DAE Le Anime Died in 1999?

DAE Le Anime Died in 1999?

Anime in the 21st century is so problematic.

The Disastrous Life of [Funimation]’s Saiki Kusuo

The Disastrous Life of [Funimation]’s Saiki Kusuo

Guess this is one way to make the dubbed version better…

Re:Zero’s Top Waifus – A Definitive Best Girl Tier List

Re:Zero’s Top Waifus – A Definitive Best Girl Tier List

Now that the series is over, it’s time for serious reflection.

Discovering New Worlds – A Super Serial Guide to Deep Animes

Discovering New Worlds – A Super Serial Guide to Deep Animes

As I was jacking off to Kino no Tabi this afternoon, I found myself in a cum-coma induced bout of inspiration: What if anime quality could be objectively quantified? And what if that formula could be compiled in under 10 minutes cuz tbh I have shit to get done today?

AnimeNewsNetwork Reviews Reviewed

AnimeNewsNetwork Reviews Reviewed

Much like most current-gen media, this cancerous e-billboard has lost all claim to its “News” moniker. ANN is a garbage bin comprised solely of sadness.

Crymore Con Schedule 2016+ – Anime Weekend Atlanta, Kumoricon, Youmacon, & Anime Impulse

Crymore Con Schedule 2016+ – Anime Weekend Atlanta, Kumoricon, Youmacon, & Anime Impulse

Stalking me has never been easier. (Real posts eventually, promise!)

Nan Desu Kan 2016: Saturday/Sunday

Nan Desu Kan 2016: Saturday/Sunday

And now back to your regularly scheduled waiting for Dark_Sage to post something relevant~

Nan Desu Kan 2016: Thursday/Friday

Nan Desu Kan 2016: Thursday/Friday

These posts are way better when I write them weekend-of. I need to start doing this again.

Nan Desu Kan 2016 & Avatar Meta

Nan Desu Kan 2016 & Avatar Meta

A. We’re going B. My new avvy is hype.

Otakuthon 2016 Write-up

Otakuthon 2016 Write-up

These Frenchies have their con game on point.