Quick Fansub Review: [Mazui] Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai

So after watching Ayako’s first five minutes, I decided to watch the next five minutes of the show with Mazui’s version. This is my story. 05:28 What the hell. I know this may be confusing, but “What” is a question word. And do you know what comes at the end of a sentence with a … Read more

Quick Fansub Review: [Ayako] Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai

For those of you new to Dark_Sage’s “Five Minutes of FAIL” series (all of you, because this is my first entry in the series), I will watch the first five minutes of an episode by Your Favorite Groups and savagely tear their shitty English apart. Sometimes I’ll skip the opening if it results in more … Read more

"you not in ayako is the best thing in the world"

“Not this conversation, again.” So a friend of mine invited me to Ayako’s staff channel because he wanted me to edit a few shows for them. This is the result: Session Start: Sun Oct 03 12:35:46 2010 Session Ident: #ayako-grownups 03[12:35] * Now talking in #ayako-grownups 03[12:35] * Topic is ‘KxS 7: [email protected] 8,9: [email protected]Read more

Here’s why I don’t use anidb (picture intensive)

Note: The bigger pics got resized. Click on them if you’re desperate to see what you’re missing. People are always asking me “why aren’t your subs updated on anidb?” “what’s your anidb profile so we can be friends?” and other stupid shit like that. Here’s the reason: that site is the shittiest piece of fuckmeal … Read more

Fansub Donations

If a group can’t afford to operate without donations, it’s best that the group is dissolved anyway. If a fansub group is in dire straits and says it needs money, the group is lying. They’re getting free materials (raws/programs used), free labor (very few fansubbers actually get paid – paying people to sub is retarded), … Read more

Wikipedia, you fucking lie

So I decided to watch a film based on what Wikipedia said of it. As you may have discerned from the title, this was a terrible fucking idea. The movie it told me to watch was Audition, which I was told was supposed to be “difficult to watch” due to its “grisly content” and this … Read more

How to QC

What you need to be a QC: Rudimentary understanding of English Eyes Enough anti-depressants to kill a horse As quality checker, you might think that you have an easy job ahead of you. After all, this is pretty much the last step in the process* and your co-fansubbers all put a good amount of effort … Read more

Grandia’s battle system is made of dicks, and the dicks have AIDS

The only reason I’m playing Grandia 3 (as seen in my previous post) is due to the characters in it. That is, I’m playing in spite of the battle system. But reviewers (the geniuses that they are) seem to think that Grandia has the BEST BATTLE SYSTEM ever. Gamer2.0: Grandia III could be a bit … Read more